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Studying Keywords

December 3rd, 2007 · No Comments

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I’ve always watched the keywords that bring people to my blog with interest. I just figured out today how to get Google Analytics to show me all the keyword searches that brought visitors to this blog since the beginning. You know, way back in August? Findings were interesting to me, kinda the way people care deeply about their own zits. Hits included 11 uses of sex or variants thereof, a bunch for school fights, Tupac, Eminem, Slim Shady, Dooce, Futurama, Matt Groenig, and the Raven. Predictable. Six uses of the word “fuck:” Also predictable.

I did find it interesting the large number of searchers who arrived here looking for information about Andrew Brody of the Princeton Review’s LSAT Logic in Everyday Life podcast, which I wrote about once — months ago.

I got some questions I couldn’t answer: Do cheerleaders wear hose? & How does dooce make money?

I got a few questions I’d like to answer:

  • What do teachers being observed want to know?
  • Isn’t that question backwards? What do administrators who are observing teachers want to know? Isn’t that all that matters?
  • How do out of school fights end?
    • I asked this question of my students several months ago on a survey. Consensus was that out of school fights end when someone can’t get up off the ground or the police arrive.
  • How to make double underlines on myspace page
    • Don’t use myspace. It’s obnoxious.
  • How to unblock my school internet
    • The folks at lifehacker can answer that.
  • Is the “angry black bitch” really black
    • Yes, I believe so. I’ve seen a picture on her blog before, but couldn’t find it again later. But I saw it. She’s black.
  • What school do angelina jolie’s kids go to?
    • Why are you so nosey? Leave her kids alone. Go take your meds.
  • Where does dooce live?
    • Dooce lives in Salt Lake City Utah. This isn’t a secret.
  • Why do people ask me about having kids?

    • Because people lose all sense of decency when discussing children & procreation. I’ve had people tell me the most disgusting, private medical things after only a few minutes’ acquaintance. If they’ll discuss mucus plugs over cocktails, they’ll certainly pry into why you have or have not had any children.

    Some searches I was proud to be associated with such as futurama english teachers, promethean board teacher comments, promethean board waste, sunglass hut sucks & things learned about writtng (although one wishes the searcher had asked for things learned about sppeling.)

    I suck as a teacher, and fucked my husband today made me wince, along with fucktheteacher, sexy educator, sexy taylor, taylortheslut & my favorite sexy teacher.

    A few make no sense to me at all, such as axe shower suction cups & i belong to the church badge. But the following are some of my favorites: being a teacher leads to drinking, my teacher is in detention, my teacher the anarchist, taylor is one prime little piece of ass, and teaching profession bullshit.

    The funniest one of all: lower paid employees mooching on lunchroom food trays.

    Huh?

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