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Entries from June 2008

This is Why I Twitter

January 30th, 2008 · 5 Comments

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!Here are some of my favorite tweets from the last few months:

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Tags: Funny · Blogging

Maybe I Only Think I’m a Grown-Up

January 29th, 2008 · 3 Comments

When I was a kid I remember my dad would say to me that I could do such and such or make this or that decision when I was an “adult.” I can decide what house to buy when I’m an adult. I can choose my own bedtime when I’m an adult. Naturally, I asked […]

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Tags: Daily Crazy · Eminem

The Police Station is Fun

January 28th, 2008 · 11 Comments

I’ve been watching Law and Order: Criminal Intent since the series premier. I have a total fiction crush on Bobby Goren, the main detective in that show. Notice I said my crush is on Bobby Goren, not Vincent D’Onofrio, the actor who plays Goren. Not because D’Onofrio isn’t sexy, obviously, because anyone can see how […]

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Tags: Pop Culture

Today’s Faculty Meeting Hurt

January 23rd, 2008 · 11 Comments

Faculty meeting today. The best thing I can say about it is that it ended at the insistence of the fire marshal. I felt like I was at Gitmo. There was no food. We have been utterly spoiled by the food our PTA brings us. I would say I am spoiled, but I know it’s […]

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Tags: School Journal

Larry Works in Mysterious Ways

January 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

I love Becker. This is the episode called Larry Spoke, the funniest Becker episode ever. It’s got Steven Wright in it, and Kitty Cat has never seen this episode, so I thought I’d post it for her. I also think Clay Burell might appreciate it.

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Tags: Pop Culture

Daddy Bloomberg Thinks He’s Going to be MY President?

January 20th, 2008 · 2 Comments

I know, I know, CSPAN is boooooring. That’s what people tell me. But I watch it. ~especially Book TV. yay for Book TV!~ This weekend, I caught New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s State of the City address.
Well, part of it. I had to take a shit about halfway through, so I was unable […]

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Tags: Politics

I Just Tripped on an Extension Cord

January 17th, 2008 · 5 Comments

I love love love the house we live in. My husband diggs it too. But I’m honestly concerned about our electricity situation.
Our house is probably unsafe ~extension cords upon extension cords hooked up to adapters taped under the carpet taped to the outlet strung up the side of the entertainment center three-prong plugs […]

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Tags: Daily Crazy

This Made Me Laugh, Then Cry

January 17th, 2008 · 6 Comments

This graphic from Wellington Gray is perfect.

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Tags: Politics · Funny

Shakespeare’s Funeral: An Open Letter to High School Students

January 14th, 2008 · 10 Comments

I seemed, in my Power to the People post, to be bashing Shakespeare, so I need to explain further:
Shakespeare does, in fact, bring it. He’s one guy THEY tell you to read whose reputation is deserved, unlike PeeBee Shelley, among others. ~anthony burgess is another guy whose language makes me happy. sometimes i read […]

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Tags: Lovely Language · School Journal

Everybody Loves Notebooks

January 12th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Is there a company that allows me to make my own notebook the way Cafe Press lets me make my own T-shirt? I’m talking about the spiral bound or glue bound variety that require no updates or megahertz. The disconnected kind.
I don’t know who’s credited with saying that print is dead. Probably someone […]

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Tags: Daily Crazy · The Way Things Should Be