Maybe I Only Think I’m a Grown-Up

When I was a kid I remember my dad would say to me that I could do such and such or make this or that decision when I was an “adult.” I can decide what house to buy when I’m an adult. I can choose my own bedtime when I’m an adult. Naturally, I asked him more than once when that would be.

“Daddy, am I an adult yet?”

He assured me that he would let me know when I became an adult. ~i’m still waiting for him to tell me. i think he forgot. either that, or he reads this blog and he’s still waiting for me to grow up.~

I’m surrounded by evidence that I’m not a grown up every day:

– While other people were tweeting about reports and matrices and grading papers and raising/changing/feeding/loving kids on a Monday night, so busy they can barely breathe, I was watching “The Blues Brothers” with my hubby ~and laughing my ass off.~

– I am not allowed to leave campus for any reason during the school day without permission, even on planning periods ~permission is generally not forthcoming.~

– I love the songs from the Veggie Tales series. I sing my heart out to them about 1 or 2 times a year. It’s great fun. ~i also watch gossip girl and everyone knows of my thing for eminem.~

– I am not allowed to use my cell phone or text message between the hours of 8:15 and 3:45, Monday through Friday.

– I dropped my cell phone in the toilet the other day after only having it for three weeks and had to pay $200 to replace it because I didn’t buy the insurance.

I wrote the above list on old-fashioned paper (in a notebook) with a pen, periodically throughout the school day ~further highlighting my unprofessionalism, I’m sure. if that didn’t do it, singing along with Joe Walsh during a documentary today “life’s been good to me so far…” surely clinches it~ so I was slightly relieved to come home and see this article.

Apparently I’m not the only one.

 

About the Author

I'm Taylor. This is my classroom. There used to be a "real" teacher behind this blog, but she nagged me all the time about not saying this and not saying that. ~all she ever did was type anyway, since my fingers are stuck together~ So I've taken over. Yes, I'm an imitation Barbie knock-off doll. What of it? Barbie's got nothing on me! Let me take you to school.