Taylor the Teacher

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!My friend Ken wrote my resignation letter for me today. It’s hilarious. Read the whole letter here.
This is my favorite part, although choosing my very favorite part was tough:

… I flee from the scene with a greater sense of dignity […]

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Wrote this Saturday before going back to school after spring break.

I’m tearing up a little right now beause I have really enjoyed writing the last few days, and I know it will stop soon. The writing won’t stop completely, but the time to really think and do my very best at it just won’t be […]

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Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps
to sell records.
Well I do.
So fuck him and fuck you, too.
       Eminem, The Real Slim Shady

It simply needs no explanation.
Sorry to say fuck in a post, but if you saw that title and clicked anyway, that’s on you, motherfucker.

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BEFORE WE START:
If you don’t watch Star Trek, and you’re thinking as you read this post that people who watch Star Trek are losers, here’s where you went wrong: You’re thinking it’s not you. You’re thinking it’s me. If it’s anybody, it’s definitely you. ~you watch too much Seinfeld!~
Also, If you don’t know […]

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Taylor sincerely apologizes for the use of the word shit in the title of this post. She decided it was better than ass butter.

Spring Break is almost over.
When I come home for a break, it takes me days to deeply unwind. ~a little uptight?~ Yesterday was the first really good day, but today is tinged […]

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All names in this post have been changed to protect the innocent blogger.

My friend Kitty Cat, who teaches at my school, has been targeted this year by the administration, one Assistant Principal named Mr. Anderson especially. This is crap because she’s one of the best teachers I know. They are doing this because her husband was one […]

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Here’s some truth about me:
When I was a kid  ~8? 9?~ my family was troubled royally fucked up. For a couple of years we lived in this hideously ugly green rental house on a street named Feldspar in Houston. Both parents were working full time, and I was a latch key kid. Dad was in college […]

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As Hollywood people go, I like you. I say “as Hollywood people go” because I don’t know you. ~and because so much of celebrity land doesn’t seem to conform to even minimal standards of behavior, but that’s not your fault. i’ll try to talk to you like a regular human~ I have no opinion […]

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Today I thought I was going to have an aneurysm and shoot blood out my ears straight out of the tubes, all over my Floyd flag and Declaration of Independence. End of the quarter progress reports always do this to me. Plus, since the district now dictates how many tests I’m supposed to give, I […]

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The reason I didn’t post this letter when I originally said I would ~besides many pressing and glamorous social engagements~ is that I started writing the post, realized I should tell you about it first, then talked to you on the phone. Now I question all I wrote before. Which is ironic, given the advice […]

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