Taylor the Teacher

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I was trying to think of a title for this post ~and movie~ when my husband came by. I asked him what I should call it and decided whatever he said would be the title. So there it is. I think the fumes from summer are making me giddy.

Look for me in the upcoming zombie movie, Eighteen Miles West of Snot Town. You didn’t think I was just a blogger, did you? ~available only in doll format, region d. you’ll have to buy another device to play my movies~ I play the girl who’s going to be killed any second, but drops the butter knife, trips over the barn door, goes outside in pajamas barefoot, breaks her leg on the way up the stairs, then goes back inside to save the kitty.

And the stunned audience can’t believe that stupid bitch is alive.

But they know she is marked.

These zombies came to America directly from the Middle East in an invisible ship from another dimension that can travel in water, land, space, time, and your cells. The zombies feed on DNA and can only be killed by cutting off their oil power supply.  

The zombies lose, of course.

My character is saved by a superhero who may have questionable motives or a bad attitude. He might have even been crazy. ~ambiguity is currency~

To find out why the superhero has such a bad attitude, you’ll have to watch the sequel.