Would it be bitchy to make an outgoing message on my cell phone voice mail asking people NOT to leave me a voice mail?
It would go something like this:
This is Taylor. Please don’t leave voicemail. My phone alerts me when I miss a call and your number is there. I’ll take that as a request to call you back.
If you want to add a personal touch to your request for a callback, such as “hey sweetie, call me back” or “i’m coming for your ass bitch” or “i miss you, let’s do lunch” you can do that with a text message.
If you have something specific to ask me — “are we on for tonight?” or “how much are the tickets?” or “where are you?” — text is much more efficient than voicemail. I’ll get your message faster. And I’ll be more likely to respond quickly.
Going through the menus for my voice mail takes longer than text messages and takes more of my attention. I try to avoid it.
So if you’re leaving me a voicemail even after I’ve told you this, it better be important.
This was a pretty long message wasn’t it? It took up your time, didn’t it? That’s how it is with voicemail.
Switch to text.
I'm Taylor. This is my classroom. There used to be a "real" teacher behind this blog, but she nagged me all the time about not saying this and not saying that. ~all she ever did was type anyway, since my fingers are stuck together~ So I've taken over.
Yes, I'm an imitation Barbie knock-off doll. What of it? Barbie's got nothing on me! Let me take you to school.
great idea — I may take days to remember to listen to a voicemail but I will respond to texts almost instantly – plus its better than actually having to talk to someone!!
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I completely agree….and your message is perfect. I’m so stealing this idea.
What’s ‘voice mail’? Sounds old, like something my dad used to do…uphill, both ways.
However, I’ve moved over to YouMail. Nothing more ‘tee-hee / bastard husband-y’ than choosing ‘Banana Phone’ (the entire song) as the voice mail message my wife receives when she calls.
Pray for no emergencies.
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I dunno what youmail is. I’ll put it on my ever-growing list of services to check out. Which is, in itself, becoming a time-consuming thing. Oh well. Modern life.
Do you know how much a QWERTY phone costs?
Ridiculous. It works out to be, on average, $14.03 per letter.
I refuse to pay for consonants. Wheel of Fortune taught me that.
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tee hee. i have the phone pictured above, and I love it love it love it. I pay for consonants. Like a crackhead.
I hate voic email, too! Especially at work. Then you have to write down a bunch of information and listen to the message multiple times to make sure you got it right. An email is so much better, I can just click and drag it to make an appointment or to set up a new contact listing.
But, I do like voice mail when it’s a nice encouraging comment from my mom or a friend. I might actually listen to something like that a couple of times.
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