Taylor the Teacher

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Okay, so I was defensive in my last. ~sorry for being a meaniehead~ I’ve never let my blog go that long before.

Plus, I forgot my note from home. Here are some of the early drafts:  

Dear Mrs. Scott:

Please excuse Taylor from her recent absence from her blog. She was celebrating her birthday and anniversary. ~which started way early this year and are still in progress~

Please excuse Taylor from her recent absence from her blog. She was reluctant to examine her life the way she needed to to blog well. We have spoken with her about this and discussed with her the importance of either dealing with reality or becoming a fiction writer. She stubbornly refuses to do either.

Please excuse Taylor from her recent absence from her blog. She was busted flat in Baton Rouge waiting for a train, staring at the world through her rear view, rolling ‘round the basement floor, rocking the sure shot missing her ritalin. Her medication should be adjusted now. Please let us know if you have any further problems.

Please excuse Taylor from her recent absence from her blog. She realizes she’s been copping out since the English Department post ~dangerous brush with maturity~ and has been acting silly ever since.  ~just like her kid brother~

Please excuse Taylor from her recent absence from her blog. She was giggling, being tickled, and lost track of time.

Please excuse Taylor from her recent absence from her blog. Her jeans were in the wash.

Please excuse Taylor from her recent absence from her blog. She was eating pancakes with the family.

Sincerely,

Mommie