Taylor the Teacher

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!The next installment of Futurama, The Beast With the Billion Backs, will be released June 24.
I.
Can’t.
Wait!
Since I’m sure you can’t wait either, here’s the official trailer. Expect to hear from Taylor about it when the DVD comes out!

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Six months ago yesterday, I wrote the following, but didn’t have a blog yet.

It is so fucking hot. I think some extra-terrestrials are hungry, and they’re cooking us to perfection so they can come and eat us. I wish they’d hurry.

Now that I’m ready to declare the planet too cold to be habitable, this seems […]

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In spite of the fact that I’ve recently realized that only geeks watch “Futurama,” I had to get “Bender’s Big Score” today. But, I’m proud to be a “Futurama” geek, and in the spirit of the season, here’s a list of the best gifts from the film, available only to those with the guts to […]

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You can see the trailer for the new Futurama DVD here.
Best Quote:
Leela: What’s the secret of time travel doing on Fry’s ass?
Fry: It had to be somewhere.

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The answer to what is wrong with most aspects of American life can be found in Futurama – the funniest show in at least a decade. In honor of its return to television next year (early, I know, but I’m obsessed) DVD November 27!
10 things that are totally fucked up about our […]

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